Sorry. There is nothing we can do to help you.
Some problems just can't be fixed.
We love Nikon and Nikon users too. Just trying to have a little fun while writing a lot of boring technical documentation to make your lives easier. Seriously, this stuff takes FOREVER to write! Plus the Developer team keep making things newer and better so things are changing all the time... which is exciting but it means that this is a never ending task.
So, thank you for allowing me this small break from professionalism. Hopefully you enjoyed finding this. We do enjoy leaving 'easter eggs' around here and there for you to find. Have you found the Gandalf Sax Easter Egg yet?